Poon Monger

one who is frequently searching to get pussy.

wow my dad is such a Poon Monger

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motley

a term describing a guy who beats girls and is a violent...choice weapon is either rolled up newspapers or extremely small penises

"I'm not going to hit you back...I'm not a violent motley"

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Sarverometry

A world-wide math technique used by the most profound business men alive. To convert your numbers into Sarverometry numbers, simply divide the number by 2 and then multiply the product by 10.5 then add two zeros on the end and there you have it. Simply put - (X/2)(10.5)+(p00)

The government says I make $2,000 a year but since I coverted to Sarverometry I now made well over a million.

spooferfish

A heterosexual person

You can't be gay with Spooferfish

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half past two

A blanket responce to any question you do not wish to answer.
However, there are some cases where it will not work, which is shown in the second example.

Bloke 1, "Did you just press that big red button that says do not press?"
Bloke 2, "Half past two!"
Bloke 1, "What!? (head explodes due to confusion)"

Nagging Mother, "When are you going to get yourself a job and stop pissing your life away?"
Son, "Half past two."

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Reyonce

A joke to get someone to say "what?", followed by the phrase "got him". This confuses the person very much especially if they do not know of Reyonce.

You: "You got Reyonce?"
Friend: "What?"
You: Got Him

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nigs

Derived form the word nigger.

I'm a raceist and use the word "nigs" to decribe black people in a derogatory manor.

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