John F. Kerry

Lost an election to a monkey.

"Ugh, He lost to a monkey, what next? A cookie? Heinz?!?!

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Mini Brown

Son of Ira Brown, walks funny, almost looks like a squirrel, denies the obvious fact of doing many drugs as a child, apparently loves toast

Ya know, toast is a really under-rated breakfast food!

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pub

A Republican.

Bush and the Pubs are going to defeat the Dems in 2004.

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arse

(noun) most commonly used as butt. if you're feeling classy, instead of ass, say arse.

I just got my arse kicked!

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marriage

the unfortunate act of when a man owns a woman and takes over all of her shit, including her house, cars, money and independence.

I can't believe I let that asshole I married own me.

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yoke

In ireland , yoke is a term used for a car.

Get in the feckin yoke, we're hittin the road!

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Raisin

a raving asian

dam lookit those raisins up there wit their glowsticks

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