Branch Floridians

An intellectual collective founded in 1997 that is dedicated to lateral thinking and bad taste. It is often unclear if it is a religion disguised as a joke, or a joke disguised as a religion -- much in the same vein as The Church of the Subgenius or Discordianism. They maintain an expansive website at www.branchfloridians.org and regularly put out e-zines called "The World Domination Update." The group's self-professed objective is "think for yourself!"

At first glance, the Branch Floridians appear to be an ultra-fundamentalist cult, but anyone paying attention should quickly realize this is a sarcastic fascade. Admittedly, though, it is often difficult to tell when they are being serious, and when they are joking. Such pranksterism is deliberately designed to provoke people into *thinking*.

The group has no relation to MSN troll Michelson-Morley or any of his alter-ego/pseudonics. There is a member of the Branch Floridians named Reverend FairInHeight 451, and Fairinheight451 is also a name used by Michelson-Morley. This is a coincidence, though it understandably has caused some confusion among people who dislike him for his trolling activities. Michelson-Morley is *not* a member of the Branch Floridians.

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superwaif

An extremely thin model

"Trading on your superwaif." -From Sneaker Pimps' "Loretta Young Silks"

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Cylee

Cylee Is generally a nice girl, that is very attractive, and has beautiful features. She is caring and always willing to help others. Cylee is seen as a threat but she is a respectful women. Cylee is also one of the smartest people in the room. Cylee is a very strong women who is self-driven.

Cylee also means Darling Daughter.

Cylee is so sweet and kind.

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