Esteban Loaiza

It takes a lot of talent and guts to be able to pull off this risky move. IF your giving a girl a rim job you carefully pour salsa into her ass, get a bag of chips and continue to eat her ass with chips.

I was hungry and wanted some action so i decided on the Estaban Loaiza

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halt mein

1. Often said when one's makes a remark out of stupidity or pretentiousness.

2. Sometimes said in response to something unbelievable or irrelevant. Quite frequently interchangeable with Waacka decka when used in this context.

3. Said in response to an idiotic act.

4. Used as a retort to "Waacka decka" (see Waacka decka)

*originated from "oh my" which was modified to "whoa my" then translated to German to "halt mein".

1. Ruell: Why don't you use these coupons to save money since we have them?

Allan: No, I don't want to.

Steve: Halt mein.

2. (See Waacka decka)

3. Allan: Open the door I need to use the bathroom.

Joey: (opens door)

Allan: Where's the money?!?!

Steve: Halt mein.

4. Ruell: Your room is a mess.

Joey: I cleaned it yesterday.

Ruell: Waacka decka

Joey: Halt mein! I did.

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pootly nauch

slang for "pretty nice"

That piece of ass is pootly nauch.

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Splargle

1. When somebody replaces your mouthwash with clove or castor oil, and you attempt to gargle it and end up splatting the bathroom mirror.

2. Cheap mouthwash that causes splargling.

1. By the sound of it Andrey's just splargled.

2. I tried to buy decent mouthwash but they only had splargle.

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dibs

To have the rights to something, to own something.

I have dibs on that girl over there!

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infoclutter

Data (usually electronic - email, attachments, SPAM and document files of various formats) that has grown to the point of being overwhelming.

Using my computer is worthless because I can't wade through all the infoclutter.

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gay as a window

To describe someone who is obviously gay i.e. marco from big brother

"Do you know Luke?"
"Luke? Oh yeah, he's as gay as a window isn't he?"

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