Your Wife, My Bopper

One man's wife being the sex slave/boxing spar partner of another person (that person probably being a relative)

Husband: What are you doing with my lovely wife who I have great sex with and box on the occasion.

Relative: Your Wife, My Bopper!

Husband: FUUUUCK

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cancelled

drunk, hungover, very tired.

After a hard night of drinking, Joe was cancelled the next day

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infucktion

An infection, only contracted by fucking.
A sexually transmitted disease.

Man, I got a huge vaginal infucktion from my last boyfriend, what a dirty bastard.

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daz jones

Being a total arse but thinking everyone loves him. (Is that because he runs a pub by any chance?)

"I've shagged 150 birds"
"Are you being a Daz Jones again?"

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omocod

OMOCOD
One Man One Crate One Day
The task of drinking one crate of beer in one day.

Bob: Hey Steve, fancy doing OMOCOD?
Steve: What the fuck's OMOCOD?
Bob: One Man, One Crate, One Day...

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404

Number of the Beast.

Good God, not again!

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frenectic

adj : excessively agitated; transported with rage or other violent emotion; "frantic with anger and frustration"; "frenetic screams followed the accident"; "a frenzied look in his eye"

The editor gets a little carried away with the post production effects, and the editing is a little frenetic at times.

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