Hiral Patel

just another patel to add to the list.

you know another saturday night strollin through the phone book when i reach the P's i finally find patel so im scrollin through and i was baffeled that i seen 50 patels in the area. i was like yo weed up?

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hella

My own extensive research has found that the term 'hella' or 'hellof' did not originate in San Francisco, but rather Oakland, as the first anyone remembers hearing it was Oaklnd in 1976, then later. in the early 80s in San Francisco.

I tripped on my shoe laces hella times today.

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hella

The word hella dates back hella long. The first time I remember hearing it was in oakland in 1978.

Evreyone seems to think that the word originated in San Francisco, and thats hella wrong.

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Describular

1.The word distributor when spoken by an ignorent black woman on the phone.

2.What happens when you 'ax' 'queshins' that contain very large words

Q : "Ma'am, can I get your distributor number?"
A: "What! I ain'ts no describular!"

"Quits discriblin my werds all up!"

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plunker

when a women gives head to a guy while he is taking a shit on the toilet

dod that chic gives wicked good plunkers

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