St. Andrews

One of the smallest schools with one of the highest tuitions, and some of the richest students in the area. Extremly hot girls who are often seen in their SUVs and sports cars racing off campus to get trashed. It is located on the highest point in potomac, and has one of the best cross country teams in the area.. why? because we like to go to all the parties that get crashed and get in shape from running from the police.

Student 1: hey is that a cop?
Student 2: I don't know... pass the vodka

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brown out

When the power doesn't go out, but it fades for a second and maybe blinks.

I had to unplug some appliances because I didn't want them to be damaged by a power surge after the brown out.

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unicorn bride

Noun: a girl no one would ever think someone would marry

Yep, with that face she’s a definite unicorn bride