advasion

An 'invasion' of advertisements on an innocuous web page. When advertisements on an internet page 'invade' to the point of making the content unreadable or unusable, such as pop-overs, fly-ins, flashy distracting banners/footers and sidebars.

I can't read this article due to the advasion!

I was just reading some news on my favorite news site and an advasion occurred.

Toddblock

When a toddler continuously blocks another from playing with any toys. Also called a "DoF" (denial of fun) attack.

That kid was totally toddblocking my daughter from playing with that Elmo doll.

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Big Deck Energy

Having the skills to make big, bold, and compelling Power Point presentations.

Kevin's got that 'BDE'... Big Deck Energy, so the execs love him...

Barrel Locked

To be locked to a proverbial barrel, such as 'bent over a barrel' with no feasible means of escape.

A buddy of mine is barrel locked (bent over a barrel) with a vendor at work. He can't get anything done cause the vendors solution doesn't work, and management won't allow him to replace the vendor.

Load Groans

A male groan signifying the arrival of an orgasm (ie..load). The load groan is typically emitted or elicited during the peak of sexual intercourse, or sometimes from a lonely public bathroom stall.

"Did you hear the load groans coming from the coat closet at that raging party the other night?"

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