magic carpet ride

Act of sex or, sometimes, toking up. Floor rug where sex occurs. Usually found during the Hippie Era in an overly small flat or back of a van, pickup, or ground. Used because it's better for your back then the floor\wall\VW bugg.

After a few sticks, Snogmaster took Sunflower for a magic carpet ride.

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londei

King of St. Thomas.

Holy shit, its fucking londei!

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project decoy

Third incarnation of the Nothing Nice to Say boards, after the untimely demise of omglikewhoa. Currently in an awesome stage, though n00bs are lacking.

We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of...Project Decoy...

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Bill Clinton

retard president, but better than Bush by a long shot i.e. seemed capable to write his own name without assistance.

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gobshite

Loud-mouthed person who talks a lot, but nothing with any value - as in shite coming out of their gob

"Shut it, you little gobshite!"

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Aesha

(v)
A slang term used for disappointment, usually after plans have been made between two parties but one party just plumb forgot about it on the day of execution.

I had plans for something fun over the weekend but I've been AESHA'd because the person I made the plans with forgot about it.

I was supposed to contact my employer for an application, but because of my busy day, I decided to AESHA it instead.

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The Rock

Term of endearment for Newfoundland

As they say on The Rock, long may your big good jib draw.

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