anniversary

for her: the date on which you had your first date, or the day on which you were married.

for him: the date on which she... first blew you, fucked you, gave you a handjob, let you go brown, let you earn your red wings, swallowed your gob for the first time, let you go ass to mouth, kissed another hot chick in front of you, gave you a bloagie, or gave you a blumpkin.

I gave her flowers for our wedding anniversary, but got nothing on our bloagie anniversary. Weird.

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bottle shopper

A girl who goes to the store to shop for the perfect size bottle to masterbate with.

My girlfriend is a bottle shopper. She spent 30 minutes in the shampoo aisle looking for a bottle 3 inches wide and 10 inches long to fuck.

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shit chill

When you have to crap, but can't get to a bathroom and you stand perfectly still, clenching. Then your body shakes briefly like you were standing in 20 below weather.

I had to dump at the concert but I didn't want to miss "Hammer Smashed Face", so I held it in and got a shit chill.

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Gas Shock

The look on a woman's face when you fart while she is blowing you. Synonymous with fart frown, shit-gas scowl, or gas grimace.

Super-sized bean burrito... $5.00. The gas shock on her face when you blow down on her while she is blowing you... priceless.

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Gamatio

Getting blown while playing a video game. Pronunciation - guh-may'-shee-oh.

See if you can finish an entire stage on Dirt 2 without crashing while getting a gamatio.

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diaper dick

1. what you call someone that is too young to understand something.
2. what you call someone younger than you.

I can't believe the shit music that these diaper dicks are listening to these days.

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mizzenmast

A naval term for your dick.

I gave her the mizzenmast to the port hole.

I gave her the mizzenmast to the poop deck.

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