Fondangle

To fuck with something.
To mess something up.

Ex: "Yo... why you gonna fondangle my damn Froot Loops!"

or

"Look at ya... all fondanglin' my shit!"

Anal Mangler

A long object/weapon with a sharp and/or rigid end.

Ex:

"Dude I'm a beast, check out my new anal mangler!"

or

"I challenge thee, to a battle of the manglers!"

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