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Second-grade joke where the victim is asked if he has a "dollar-fifty" (The quarters being testicles and the dollar being a penis) When the victim answers "no" he is then humiliated in front of his peers.
Tom: "Hey Chris, do you have a dollar-fifty?"
Chris: "No, why?"
(large amount of childish laughter)
One of the best Oasis cover bands of all time.
I love The Beatles's cover of "Hello, Goodbye"
"Why do you hang around with that kid?"
"I don't, he's just my frenemy."
"Huh?"
"I enjoy treating him like shit."
The lenghty urination taken after watching a movie or TV show without a restroom break.
"Where's John?"
"Oh, he had to take a movie piss after watching Titanic."