Frenemy

Someone you love to hate

"Why do you hang around with that kid?"
"I don't, he's just my frenemy."
"Huh?"
"I enjoy treating him like shit."

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The Beatles

One of the best Oasis cover bands of all time.

I love The Beatles's cover of "Hello, Goodbye"

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Movie Piss

The lenghty urination taken after watching a movie or TV show without a restroom break.

"Where's John?"

"Oh, he had to take a movie piss after watching Titanic."

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Dollar-Fifty

Second-grade joke where the victim is asked if he has a "dollar-fifty" (The quarters being testicles and the dollar being a penis) When the victim answers "no" he is then humiliated in front of his peers.

Tom: "Hey Chris, do you have a dollar-fifty?"
Chris: "No, why?"
(large amount of childish laughter)

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