slayistan

Slayistan (a.k.a. that land of pink), the amazing country off the coast of Chile. everything is hot pink themed. 💖💓🎀👛
national flower-hydrangea 🌺
capital city- city of barb 💕
national dish- empanadas 🥟
god- Slayista🙏

national animal- Trish like fish 🐠

the queen is Nicki Minaj and the prime minister is Doja Cat!!! Lead general is Trisha and head of people affairs is Lady Cupcake.

some stats: <56% of the population follows the religion of Slayism.

40% is Slayistani, 20% is Flop, 10% another Flop country, 30% is other.
country of Slayistan was formed in 1456CE
currently 600.2 thousand soldiers
only country that still worships Slayista
population is 146.9 million
46th largest country in the world
citizens have to join Slayistani military for at least 6mo. once you reach the age 20
most of the population speaks Slayaneise.

Visit this amazing beautiful country someday!!!! (ps. you should wear pink when you visit!!!!)

guy: “hey dude have you heard of that land of pink?”

girl: “ohh yesssss, you mean Slayistan!! i would love to go there someday, i hear it’s beautiful!”
guy: “bring meeeee”

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