Polyabstinent

Someone who ACTIVELY fucks nobody.

"You too? Me too! He asked to see my boobs and I showed them to him, and nothing! He must be Polyabstinent!"

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Polyanal

Someone who fucks a lot of assholes.

"Before I got together with Bobby, I used to be Polyanal."

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Freudian Slut

A person who, unwittingly, can't talk about underwear without getting overly graphical.

"His thong keeps sticking up the crack of my arse!"

"Oh-uh, Freudian Slut!"

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Polyvirginal

Someone who sexually teases a lot of people but has never actually 'gone all the way.'

"Don't bother taking her out to dinner and a movie -- I been there, man, that chick's Polyvirginal!"