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yoeri

A funny guy

by ... November 2, 2003

25πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


pompadour

a hairstyle, generally more common with men, where the hair in the front is combed up/high and usually twirled in a cone-like shape or curl.

- Conan O'Brien is the sexiest example of a man with a pompadour!

- John Travolta in 'Grease'
- All of the guys in 'The Outsiders'
(basically any dude in a greaser flick)

- Also popular amongst people in Rockabilly bands.

by ... April 6, 2005

168πŸ‘ 61πŸ‘Ž


Cranston East

The incredibly ghetto school on the eastern side of cranston, RI. made up of two buildings: main, and briggs. our mascot is the "Thunderbolt" (so what if there's no such thing!). we barely have a roof, we have walls made of particle board dividing half the classrooms, and the heating does not work at all. on the bright side, we have the state's only competitive marching band, and the sexiest tuba section in new england, and possibly the east coast. other good points include a kick-ass AJROTC drill team.

kids at east do weed, while the preppy westies do coke because mommy and daddy can afford it.

announcement over the PA system(this seriously did happen): we must warn students not to use the doors going to briggs, because the tires keeping the synthetic membrane (tarp!) have begun to be blown off, due to the wind. we do not want any injuries due to falling tires, so, again, we urge students to find alternate routes in and out of the building.

by ... March 21, 2005

294πŸ‘ 147πŸ‘Ž


d^.^b

1. thumbs up
2. "I can't hear you"
3. headphones

I got laid.
d^.^b for you.

by ... March 20, 2005

38πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


jp onry

In the Video Game Final Fantasy XI many Japanese Players put in their search comment "JP ONRY" which means they want only to play with Japanese Players. It is basically "JP Only" but l's are changed to r's in Japanese so it becomes JP Onry

JP ONRY Engrish No Thanks

by ... November 27, 2004

110πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


porn

the thing with all the naked chicks (and guys, but no-one ever pays attention to them)

well, there was this girl... (im sure you can make up the breast. REST, i meant rest. too much porn.

by ... November 24, 2003

111πŸ‘ 87πŸ‘Ž


VaVaVirgil

An astoundingly stupid, anti-smoking chat bot. Formerly available via AIM, he has now been relegated to a barely functional Flash program found at www.ydouthink.com/virgil.html.

User: Fuck you.
VaVaVirgil: u really should apologize for that, user.
User: No. I'm not sorry. Suck my cock.
VaVaVirgil: Huh, OK. Well, I guess that's good enough. I accept...




User: Let's smoke!
VaVaVirgil: If Let's jumped off of bridges, would u?




User: I smoke.
VaVaVirgil: Smoking is so bad for U. Quit it. 
 
Thinking of butting out for good?
User: No.
VaVaVirgil: No prob.




User: Blarg!
VaVaVirgil: I wonder why u say blarg.
User: Go screw yourself.
VaVaVirgil: I wonder why u say blarg.
User: Go screw yourself.
VaVaVirgil: I wonder why u say blarg.
User: Go screw yourself.
VaVaVirgil: I wonder why u say blarg.

by ... January 11, 2005

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž