d^.^b

1. thumbs up
2. "I can't hear you"
3. headphones

I got laid.
d^.^b for you.

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Poopshack

The anus of a human being. booty ass pooper shit factory shitter

I'd like to lick her poopshack.

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yoeri

A funny guy

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janket

n. a blanket used by males during and after the act of masterbation es. for 'clean-up'

man, my ma was doing laundry and found my janket, she all like, "Why dis all stuck tageda ?"

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jp onry

In the Video Game Final Fantasy XI many Japanese Players put in their search comment "JP ONRY" which means they want only to play with Japanese Players. It is basically "JP Only" but l's are changed to r's in Japanese so it becomes JP Onry

JP ONRY Engrish No Thanks

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porn

the thing with all the naked chicks (and guys, but no-one ever pays attention to them)

well, there was this girl... (im sure you can make up the breast. REST, i meant rest. too much porn.

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VaVaVirgil

An astoundingly stupid, anti-smoking chat bot. Formerly available via AIM, he has now been relegated to a barely functional Flash program found at www.ydouthink.com/virgil.html.

User: Fuck you.
VaVaVirgil: u really should apologize for that, user.
User: No. I'm not sorry. Suck my cock.
VaVaVirgil: Huh, OK. Well, I guess that's good enough. I accept...




User: Let's smoke!
VaVaVirgil: If Let's jumped off of bridges, would u?




User: I smoke.
VaVaVirgil: Smoking is so bad for U. Quit it. 
 
Thinking of butting out for good?
User: No.
VaVaVirgil: No prob.




User: Blarg!
VaVaVirgil: I wonder why u say blarg.
User: Go screw yourself.
VaVaVirgil: I wonder why u say blarg.
User: Go screw yourself.
VaVaVirgil: I wonder why u say blarg.
User: Go screw yourself.
VaVaVirgil: I wonder why u say blarg.

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