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heaven

How I picture heaven is everything you ever wanted come true all your loved ones to gather without conflict . Peace that feeling after you had a good cry and you laugh after. Where you feel love in the beginning of a relationship or the time or even the moments you hold your kid/kids like everything will be fine.
The excitement you get when your voice changes or you don't know what to do with your self. Like your unconscious mind is preparing you or giving you a taste to try and do better.

I picture heaven like every good feeling you ever had is a taste of something that's waiting.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 26, 2019

5👍 2👎


Joy ride

Took my car for a joy ride up the the old hill clutch needs a serves.

Ya you told me she was the the old joy ride ride it.
😛The boss has spoken! Can't cross the bleed line

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 17, 2019

8👍 9👎


Bingo

Q: What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

A : bingo

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 13, 2019


Comment bitch

Someone who thinks it's okay to post rude shit on your face book.

P1:* comment bitch *
P2: comment back bitch you still on your meds?

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 11, 2019


DTS

Scotty Doesn't Know" is a song written and performed by the American rock band Lustra. Originally written for the 2004 film EuroTrip, the song contains numerous lewd references to how Scotty's girlfriend Fiona has been cheating on him for an extended period of time; the song is written from the perspective of the person she is having the affair with. The song was eventually released on their 2006 album Left for Dead. The song peaked at #53 on the U.S. Billboard Pop chart, #39 on the Digital Songs chart and at #75 on the Hot 100, mainly due to the high amount of digital downloads.

P1: stacys mom.
P2: DTS

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 13, 2019


Reaction

A force is a push or a pull that acts upon an object as a results of its interaction with another object. Forces result from interactions! As discussed in Lesson 2, some forces result from contact interactions (normal, frictional, tensional, and applied forces are examples of contact forces) and other forces are the result of action-at-a-distance interactions (gravitational, electrical, and magnetic forces). According to Newton, whenever objects A and B interact with each other, they exert forces upon each other. When you sit in your chair, your body exerts a downward force on the chair and the chair exerts an upward force on your body. There are two forces resulting from this interaction - a force on the chair and a force on your body. These two forces are called action and reaction forces and are the subject of Newton's third law of motion. Formally stated, Newton's third law is

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. Can't say I didn't see this coming 😛

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 23, 2019

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pufferfish

Whoever ate the first pufferfish must have been adventurous. (And most likely died shortly thereafter.) Almost all pufferfish contain tetrodotoxin, a deadly toxin that is up to 1,200 times more poisonous than cyanide. The poison in one pufferfish is enough to wipe out 30 humans, and there’s no known antidote.

P1: what you eating?

P2: pufferfish

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 15, 2019

3👍 1👎