Klanitosing is the action of eating at an extremely slow pace to purposely make a meal time last longer.
Person 1:"Hey man, why are you eating so slow"?
Person 2: "My crush is getting here soon, I'm klanitosing so I might get to see her"!
Someone who struggles to walk without breathing heavily. Someone whos failing gym class. Someone who is horribly fat.
"Gosh, Abbi, that pizza was good, I'll have another slice!"
"You're a fucking whale warrior Dakota."
Venusflies aka Jordan is a tiktoker with more than 4,000 followers, they're very cool and are not a ginger.
Person 1: Have you heard of venusflies?
Person 2: You mean the extremely cool tiktoker that is not a ginger, yes of course I've heard of him!
A Spoonerp is something that is very funny and cool, and is amazing.
"What are you doing?"
"Watching tiktok. Its the very funny and cool spoonerp, she's the best"
"Omg I love spoonerp!"