Willy Wanker

A pedophile that offers you candy/chocolate/fat foods.
They target small children and mostly ride in vehicles.
Some times harmless, or sometimes the candy is drugged.
You might want to watch out for these, mothers.

Dad:"Look at that Willy Wanker over there..."
Mom:"Lets hurry up and get Billy."
Dad:"Agreed."

Billy:"But hes giving out candy!"
Mom:"Come on Billy, were going home."

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Footmouth

When someone;enigma;etc. says something ridiculous and then regrets it. You can accuse them of being a 'footmouth'.

"Yo bro, why you gotta' be such a footmouth all the time?!"
"Man, sorry, just do that hustlin' all the time..."
...
"Footmouth..."