Jewish Apple

A handgrenade, due to the fact that German Army members would often make Jews chew on them like apples before they exploded.

Jerry: We’re getting a new supply of Jewish Apples next Tuesday.
Tom: Thank god! I was beginning to think I wouldn’t be able to violently traumatize a family again!

woman born after 1993

These people can’t cook... all they know is mcdonald’s , charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual , eat hot chip & lie

Gerald: Dude! I met a woman today!

Tommy: Damn! That’s awesome!

Gerald: Yeah, and shes also born after 1993!

Tommy: Oh... she’s a woman born after 1993.... Might as well dump her man.

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Annabellussy

The pussy of a person/object named Annabelle. Usually used in the context of the modern lingo know as “pussyism”, where you add “ussy” to a name or other noun.

“Damn I wanna hit that Annabellussy so damn bad”
“I know right she’s a freshman tho”