hard drive

Small metal box, usually 3.5 inches wide, used for storing porn in a computer.

I have a 40GB hard drive, it has 60 hours of MILF videos on it

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power cycle

Standard diagnostic technique. Involves removing power from a printer/workstation/server and reapplying it. This will usually clear most error conditions and allow one to resume normal operations. Also known as 'Buttoning it'

Customer: My computer froze when I started explorer...
Helpdesk: Did you try power cycling it?
Customer: Whuh?
Helpdesk: Turn it off, then back on
Customer: But I'll lose all my work!
Helpdesk: No splurgh...

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