sandblasted tomato

an unacceptably vile looking woman

stay away from her, she's got a face like a sandblasted tomato

4👍 1👎

smashed butterfly

A very ugly vagina.

Am not goin near that thing, it's a smashed butterfly

5👍 2👎

let out

The times when you've left it to late, and you accedently shit yourself in the mad rush to get the toilet.

"oh no my unkle's just let out"

5👍 16👎