bills

Buffalo football team who lost 4 straight Super Bowls in the early 90s

Look, the Bills lost another Super Bowl

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5 by 5

a short, fat dude

the fat ass was 5 by 5!

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rhode island

little tiny state that everyone forgets about

Who the hell knows anything about Rhode Island?

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Orlando Magic

basketball team w/ T-Mac; used to have Fat Shaq and went (got mauled) to the NBA Finals in '95; forever a low playoff seed

The Magic are doomed forever to have a low playoff seeding.

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Indianapolis Colts

former Baltimore Colts of Johnny U; went to Indy in 1981 in the middle of the night; sucked for many years; now good w/ Manning and Harrison

The Colts haven't won a Super Bowl since 1971

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Florida

state filled with rip-off tourist destinations, old geezers, and a fucked-up election

In Florida, old people played bingo

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Utah Jazz

NBA team w/ 20 straight playoff berths but no championships; lost 2 NBA finals in '97 and '98; had the greats Stockton and Malone til this year; the streak will end in '04

The Jazz lost Stockton and Malone.

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