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While in the throws of passion (sex), the woman queefs not just once but nearly every time man thrusts in and out. Keeping a constant queef rythm.
"Man I had sex with susan last night and she had a loud-vadge. It was like a trumpet quartet was in the room with us."
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A very overweight arabic woman wearing customary muslim atire.
Ohh man look at that husky ninja walking down route Tampa
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A woman who will praise and worship a higher power while getting laid.
I took Shirley home last night and she was "a preacher" in bed. She was screaming "Oh God, Oh God, Oh my God!"
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Any woman in muslim atire, in an arabic nation that enters your personal space. (100 meters of your coil)
Man here comes those damn pesky ninjas. They always cause the other gunners to look at them, damn sand goggles.
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\I"rish Ba"by Rat"tle\;(proper noun): A home made child's toy, made from an empty beer bottle and a bent bottle cap that is placed inside the bottle producing the desired rattle effect.
I was baby sitting my brother's infant son, and I didn't have any toys for him to play with so I made him an Irish Baby Rattle from an empty beer bottle.
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