ATLAS

A short form of AtlasOS

P1: Bro you should use Atlas
P2: Whats that?
P1: A more refined version of Windows 10

Arse

Another still derogatory way of saying ass

"You're an arsehole!"

HP

Usually defined as "Harry Potter"
But we all know HP means "Hewlet Packard "

P1: Whats the brand of your laptop?
P2: Hewlet Packard (Or HP)

Come

Vulgar but not-offensive Usage of cum
If you came to this, you are a perv

"I come"
"I came"