Hristiyan

noun /krɪs.tʃən/ originating from the latin "hristiyasmus" also known as "hris" in some regions
A state of being where you get everything you want with minimal effort to the point where you dont want it anymore. A Hristiyan would say "hello" and still manage to score a 6 at the end of the day, however that comes with the phobia of being associated with 🏳️ 🌈✔️, 🤏🧠, 🤏🍆 or even svastikas. Study shows that the only way to achieve this is by being so short that you compare yourself with 12 year old girls. The closer you are to Mother Earth, the more prominent noticeable the effects will be.

"Damn did you see Amira do a Hristiyan today! How is she so lucky!?" - Emo talking to Josef after classes