Clogged dump

Not to be confused with a constipated dump, a clogged dump is when there is too much shit to shit out at once. This results in three stages of poop.

1st stage - Turtles (small droplings of shit)
2nd stage - Soggy snakes (Regular shit except soggy)
3rd stage - DIARRHEA

The aftereffects of taking this dump include: a torn anus, choking of the toilet, and a lasting feeling of relief and victory.

After an hour of nothing but sheer will and determination, Mohammed overcame his encounter with a clogged dump.

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Rashboard

A board that rationalizes. It has been found that rashboards are pretty useful for scratching rashes.

Can also be used to describe an incredibly stubborn and arrogant person who acts like a smart ass through his/her try hard attempts at rationalizing his/her behavior. People like this can often ruin a good joke by taking it seriously.

Travis stop being such a rashboard you fucking prick.

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Tryingpan

A pan that likes to try. A tryingpan is powered by the sheer essence of trying.

Can also be used to describe a person who is trying so hard that they are making everyone else around them try hard as well.

Stay the fuck away from Asians they're all tryingpans!

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