Fedboi

(noun): pejorative—an unquestioning supporter of the corporate and political establishment; a naïve consumer of mainstream media faux-revolutionary narratives; a class traitor; a fascist.

“Why don’t you go stage a riot fedboi!”

“I thought Chris was cool, but he reported my post like a total fedboi.”

“Only a fedboi would support a national _________ registry—straight up fascist behavior.”

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Popeye’s Revenge

The extremely distressing bowel movement (or lack of movement) resulting from enjoying Popeye’s. A form of Gastric Karma—comes in spicy or mild.

I am literally suffering Popeye’s Revenge as I write this.

I really love Popeye’s but I do not love Popeye’s Revenge.