Mom’s Spaghetti

When it’s your moment to shine. This is you’re one shot. 15 minutes of fame.

Yo tobias you got this!
I know it’s my mom’s spaghetti!

Stanky pee pee

Stanky pee pee is when you are dehydrated and your urine smells like asparagus and lot lizard twat.

Yo dawg, who shit in here?
Nah nigga that was a stanky pee pee!

Riverdog

When you are tired of the broke person you’re living with, and you decide to have them go in the store while you drive off! Like leaving a dog at the river.

Hey where’s your boo thang?
Man, I riverdoged her!
She was born to be a riverdog.

oklahoma wang slang

Tie a rope to your left ball and the other end to a firework and have your mother in law light it. While her daughter shits on your chest.

Hey Josh does your family celebrate the Fourth of July ?
Yea , they come over every year and we have an Oklahoma wang slang extravaganza.

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