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text candy

Someone who brings to mind just how hot they are even through text. You are stoked when they text you and quite often flirt with you through text messaging. It's the person who in your presence is eye candy and when they text you can still turn you on.

The act of receiving or sending even simple texts to/from someone who gets you stoked.

Dan - hey Lisa it was great to meet you. You are so much fun and definitely easy on the eyes. All the guys at the shop agreed you were eye candy. I'm just stoked you texted me today. hearing from you is text candy

by 1 lone monkey June 7, 2015

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mixed cocktail

when power or battery operated tools are used on a mans nut sac while receiving head.

- Dam dude I didn't know that chick was such a good bartender!

-She isn't a bartender, she works in the book store.

-Well I sure got a buzz from her sucking down my mixed cocktail

by 1 lone monkey June 22, 2010

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