Orphan

People who can't afford parents... (poor people)

Orphan: Oh no! I don't have enough money from the bank I robbed yesterday
Policeman: So you were the kid that robbed the bank
*In mind, I should help this poor poor orphan
*Lends the poor orphan 1 cent
Policeman: Here you go, now go and live a good life
*Orphan quickly go to buy parents
* Becomes Technoblade
Technoblade: Policeman, you are a good man. I will thank you for lending me money by killing all the orphans so you don't have to lend out money anymore.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I am Joseph Marino, and this is Disney Channel *draws penis on screen
Fellows, what you've just witnessed is the tale of the blood god, Tech. He is famous for haunting orphans. He kills like a pig, with no blades. just paws. That's all for tonight, I am Millie Mobby Mrown, and thank you for watching, Ben 10. Sex! (sex is a way of saying goodbye in the gigachad culture)

*Everyone then cutely gets killed by the BLOOD GOD, tech, with NO BLADES. <3

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Jesus

Jesus

Jesus Christ is Jesus

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Period

Torture

Person A : Stop!!! I'm on my period
Elmo : Rockie, you're a rock
Person A : Well, being tortured like this is just like periods
Elmo : I'll show you what it's like to have period
*Elmo proceeds to stab rockie in the balls and squash them
Elmo : Anyways
*Kisses Peter Griffin
Elmo : I will never let you get hurt by anyone
Peter : Ok my sugar poo
*Makes out for 4 hours

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L

Lame
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Lame people saying this kind of lame stuff

Person A : I'm-
Person B : L life, L parents, L name, L face, L butt, L lafent, L baby, L my mom, L my mom's son, L... me
Person A : You okay man? Need therapy?
Person B : L

Penis

What I put in your mom last night .

YOUR mom : Whatcha got under those pants of yours ;)
Me(your new step dad that still don't love you) : the cause of your STDs ;)
*proceeds to play sword fighting with YOUR mom after we both take out our giant PENISES and starts dancing.

You(my step son that I DON'T love) : HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO MY MOM
Me(10,11 buff cat with whiskers made from your mom's special nose hair) : Hey my step son that I DON'T love, I just gave YOUR mom what she wants ;)
You(my step son that I DON'T love) : How could you guys do it without me?!!
*Everyone proceeds to unscrew their penises and throw them into KSI's mouth
YOUR mom : Y'know what, we shouldn't let these giant hot stuff break our family apart
*Then we lived happily ever after with YOUR mom and my step son that I DON'T love and going to space to impreg every planet that ever existed.

Bitches

Something you will never have

Megamind : No maidens?
You : No maidens
*MEGAMIND SUDDENLY TURNS INTO ME THE CREATOR YOU
*STILL GETs no maidens? No. We get BITCHES.
You : I still have no maidens though
MEgamind : It's simple my boy, you're gay

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Genderfluid

Shapeshifters .

Person A : Did you see the news?
Person B : Yeah! The genderfluids are taking over the world!!
Person A : Y'know... I personally preferred to be called Mystique
*winks
*shapeshifts into Heckler & Koch MG5
Person B : NO!!! YOU'RE ONE OF THE GENDERFLUIDS
Person A : I said I prefer mystique but okay
* Genderfluids then take over the world
*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Please don't kill meee........
Person A : I SAID I PREFER MYSTIQUE

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