food

meant to be thrown, not eaten

food is thrown

5👍 2👎

detroit bike

Can be 1 of 2 choices...
1) When someone steals the bike you already stole
2) a bake frame, stripped of everything

1) person a: isnt that ur bike that random guy is riding away on?

person b: it was never mine to begin with. Its my Detroit bike. I'll get a new one tomorrow
2) Shit! Only my bike frame remains, looks like i have a Detroit bike now

freshman

that people that everybody hates.

I called a freshman a dumb motherfucker after he splashed me with a few water drops.

9👍 4👎

Cross country

the ultimate endurance sport. Its a 3.1 mile sprint across the worst trails possible. It takes brains to decide when to speed up, or hold back, also to execute a race plan. it takes the ultimate mental strength to continue. Do not knock on cross country until you have run the 3.1 miles in under 19 minutes.

cross country can be fun, as long as your attitude is good.

7👍 1👎

Mark Dantonio

Wasnt he the guy who covered up sexual assaults by his players. See also Tom Izzo

Mark Dantonio should be in jail

57👍 2👎