vampire cock

Obtaining a vampire cock is simple. When you stick your pee pee in a girls' cooter and she starts her menstual cycle and bleeds all over your hard throbbing vainy cock, you have acheived a vampire cock.

When Kyle was ramming Jess, she started bleeding profusely and Kyle exclaimed "Holy fuck ass! I have a vampire cock!"

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jake

a dark colored australian primate with a flat nose and low forehead,normally found in the desert or redfern.Diet is known to include 2 stroke oil as well as varoius items found in the trash.The word jake originates from the sound they make when they bounce off your bumper or bonnet

hell that kid's aright jake

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