Rule One

The Doctor lies.

Most of River Song's "The Doctor lies" is about it being her own rule #1 for figuring out what's going on when things don't seem to make sense. If things seem incomplete or impossible, consider first if The Doctor lied about something.

Rory Williams: Why did he tell us he was dead?
River Song: Rule One: The Doctor lies. So do I.

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