BFF

Big fucking frog.

1: Do you need a BFF?
2: Yeah, im lonely...
1: *hands a frog* Heres a big fucking frog.
2: I thought you meant best friend forever?
1: ew no you'll never get a human friend, get a frog, it looks just like you.
2: ouch.

Doe Snot

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text: It doe snot make sense
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