Trump

A mixture between a trash and dumb

Meep: yo dude my mom kicked me cuz I called her bitch

Moop: why would you do that
Meep: because she’s loyal just like dogs and a female just like a bitch
Moop: you’re such a trump

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Paulshitters

Basically the Paul brothers and bullshit combined

Nea: what do we call the most cancer YouTubers of all time
Neva: the Paul brothers

Nea: close enough but no. It’s the paulshitters

Friendshit

When you are a true friend with someone who is desperately searching for anything wrong you do to end your friendship

Abbey: Me and amber are not friends anymore

Anne: omg why?
Abbey: because I told her that I don’t like her taste of clothes which I believe it didn’t hurt her but she asked people about me and tried to end our friendship because I have a bad past
Anne: that’s a real friendshit there

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Self war

when someone is having too much thoughts about people both negative and positive and these thoughts are about one situation

Someone to himself: friends shouldn’t stop talking to their friends for a very long time

Same person to himself: talking to a friend isn’t a job. U don’t have to do it constantly

The same person to his trusted friend: man I’m having a self war my mind is literally thinking against what it used to think