Guy 1: You see that girl across the room?
Guy 2: Man she be a krispy kreme donut.
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The only composers people know nowadays.
1: I like classical music. Know any composers?
2: Yeah, Mozart, Beethoven, and Bach.
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A tiny island in the Atlantic Ocean that is just ice but Norway} claims it for some odd reason.
Guy 1: Know anything about Norway?
Guy 2: Yeah fam they got this crazy island named Bouvet Island bro.
Like, the easiest to play composer with all the easiest songs, except John Cage's 4'33". His music is so creepy but it is perfect for horror movies.
Devil: What should we play in hell?
Satan: Let's play some Morton Feldman. It scares the shit out of me.
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