Hunter

a nerd or geek who spends his free time researching things and has a few close friends who are mostly girls.
gets offended when someone calls a bird by the wrong name
sometimes antisocial

Girl: "Hey hunter, me and some of my friends are hanging out later, do you want to come?"
Hunter: "No thanks, I'm going to to try to finish the research paper for the contest I'm entering"
Girl: "oh..."

normal person: hey, what's the capital of Togo? Its for geography homework.
hunter: Lomé, you idiot. I learned that when I was reading an atlas in third grade.
normal person: Okay...

person: Hey! look at those sea gulls!
hunter: that's not a sea gull! It's a southern gull! Ugh, gross, look at those immature western gulls there too.
person: how can you tell the difference?
hunter: Umm, the shade of gray on its tail feathers, duh.

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