Random
Source Code
Random
A cardboard salesman is like a snake oil salesman but of the modern era. Stupid ass products they sell may be things that you don't even need, like quesadilla makers or scams like a $30 laptop online
15-year-old trust fund kid: My stupid ass tried to buy a $5 1 TB USB online from a cardboard salesman
87👍 36👎
The space between one’s bed and the wall. Anything that falls in here mysteriously disappears.
“I just lost an AirPod to my bedcrack.”
317👍 35👎
The exact same thing as a crack head but instead of crack it’s sneakers
97👍 28👎
si-gogglin Adj.
Not built correctly, crooked, skewed, out of balance.
This term is common in the Appalachian region of North America.
See also cattywompus
"That road up yonder is all sigogglin."
113👍 16👎
A trusted friend and confidant who is also undergoing cancer-treatment.
Ranger Reid and Tonto probably remained in good health from both being outdoors in the fresh air and sunshine most of the time and apparently abstaining from any harmful substances like alcohol or tobacco, and so conceivably they would never have been in a position to call each other "chemosabe".
644👍 277👎
"government by the least qualified, most stupid members"
lisa: hey guess what?
joe: what?
lisa: i'm a member of the kakistocracy!
joe: that's not a good thing.
lisa: ...
joe: this explains why you failed preschool.
652👍 128👎