DVDADODS

An act requiring much planning and agility (and a little dick rubbing) the DVDADODS is double vagina, double anal, double oral, and double stoma penetration -eight dicks. The stoma, of course, being the shithole left after the colon is bypassed. It is accomplished ideally while the girl is in the reverse chandelier (or mandelier) in which she is held up completely by the 8 dicks rammed into her holes.

guy1 - Wow I thought she was going to wait at least 2 hours after she attacked the buffet before doing the DVDADODS.
guy2 - she should have but she wanted it to look like her stoma was cumming...fuck am i horny

so how did the date go?
oh really nice he introduced me to his 7 friends and before you know it, the had me DVDADODS.

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the unholy diver

submerging your dick into a public urinal in an attempt to clean it or just for show to strangers. To be a complete unholy diver this is to be followed by the same action in the public bathroom's sink.

hey man where is the pisser i need to clean up.

over there is basin style urinals and a low sink counter, the ideal combo for the unholy diver.

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Dwarfed on

Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Usually done to someone by a dominant person or team.

Tenacious D: "Have you ever been dwarfed on - by two guys who are hot for your snatch?"

So I was totally dwarfin' on this chick that I met at the pumpkin patch, I think she had achondroplasia

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wet charlie

take a healthy shit and then after not wiping stand in the shower and let the water trickle down your back and down your ass crack into the mouth of a person laying on the shower floor.

Wow, I could tell Frank had ribs last night after he gave me the wet charlie.

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Cum Fart

The uniquely smelling fart that came from an ass that has cum fermenting inside of it.

The hike in the Alps was daunting but was made especially trying by Alex's cum farts

Those yogurt packages are so yummy but they give me the cum farts

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