erythromelalgia

Bad

“I have Erythromelalgia“

Urban Dictionary

Something that won’t let me write a definition about Ala Hu. And it’s making me use a gif. DISGUSTING!

“What’s Ala Hu?”

“Look it up on the urban Dictionary”

“It’s not on the urban dictionary”

Peanuts

A weapon used against evil.

A: “I always wanted to sit at the peanut free table but that girl always sits there”

B: “You should sanitarily dispose of her”

A: “How?”

B pulls out her bazooka full of peanuts and shoots rapid fire, thus peanut allergy girl turns blue and all is well.