Crackheads

Three people named Quin, Zoe, and Emma... and they were ROOMMATES! Some nicknames they had for each other were Grandpa/Papa, Super Slut, and Big Bitch. They would always do crazy things which others did not understand the reason for. This led them to believe crack was coming out of the vents, leading to a full time career of being a crackhead.

"Quin why are you hiding 100 push pins in Zoe's room?"
"That's just what crackheads do".