St.Theresa

A Christian/Catholic School that doesn’t have many students attending because the tuition is expensive. Most classes are combined and small and if you ask the upper middle school what their favorite subject is they’re most likely to say science. Most teachers come and go so if you decide to attend you’ll have to get use to this pattern.

Student: I’m going to 7th grade next year
Local: Oh, so you going Waimea Canyon?
Student: No, I’m going St.Theresa

Poop

A term for any name that starts with a J and ends with an H or starts with an R and ends with a R that means a brown sticky substance usually found in the toilet

“Hey, haven’t seen poop around here; oh forgot he’s to stink to be here.”

Stock Life

The state of owning or driving a vehicle that consists of only factory parts and has no customization from it’s owner whatsoever

Mechanic Guy: “I just slapped some new shoes on my truck man, how about you? “

Random Dude: “Nah, I’m a Stock Life.”