A layer of toilet paper put into the toilet to prevent a back splash whilst taking a dump.
Russ don't forget to lay out the turd trampoline. Protect that ass from the shit water splash.
Taking a refreshing shit off the back of a boat.
Sorry Mike I can't wait. I'm going to have to send a few doo doo torpedoes off the back of the boat.
A person that is obsessed if his coworkers are pooping whenever they are missing in action. Might even know ones bowel movement schedule.
Poop Police: Hey has anyone seen Mike? I just know he is taking a dump. Maybe someone should check and see if everything is coming out alright? We must find him to see if he is doing ok.
Blow job given while in an ice fishing shanty.
Hey Tom the bite is slow, how about a Canadian blower? Just remember what happens in the shanty stays in the shanty.