Windy Tent

While the penis is in an upright position, holding up the duvet in a tent-like manner, the male asks the female for oral sex. Then, in a manner similar to a dutch oven, the male farts and quickly confines the female underneath the duvet, allowing her the pleasure of only being able to breathe in the sickly atmosphere.

Bertrum: My girlfriend was really pissed off last night.

Oscar: Why?

Bertrum: Because I put her in my windy tent.

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