Amy: I wanna go succ Brandon
Samantha: But he got a small dick
If a man is not wanting the thot near them they will say the simple phrase "BEGONE THOT"
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A trick where a person tells you ,"Say tuna sub backwards!". Being the retard that you are you will scream "BUS ANUT" (Translated: BUST A NUT), and everyone will start laughing at you and not with you.
Badass:Bruh say Tuna sub backwards
Retard:BUS ANUT
Badass:HAHAHAHAHAHAH BRUH U STUPID XDDDD
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L- lemme
G- get uhhhh
B- boneless pizza wit a
T- two liter coke
-Ya pizza what u want? -lemme get uhhhhhhhhhh BONELESS pizza wit a 2 liter of coke -fuk kind of pizza?? and 2 LITER MACHINE BROKE, we got 1 liter tho -fuk u mean B? aight look lemme get that pizza BONELESS. -uh? pizza dont got bone on it. -tf did i just say then -you said, lemme get it BONELESS like pizza got a dam bone in it. -yall got bones in ya sht then -nah -so whats the problem -D1CK HEAD name one pizza that got bone on it -just dont put them shts in my pizza bruh how many times i gotta say it -bruh just explain to me how the fuk pizza can be boneless? -if it dont got bone in it iss BONELESS. -son what school u go to -dawg i don't understand the problem just make my sht boneless Deadass -Im deadass not making this pizza.. LGBT
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Cheeto spelt backwards, usually said by a demon after stepping on a cheeto and making a mess all over the floor
Demon: OTEEHC
Wife: GODDAMNIT ROGER, NOW I HAVE TO PICK THAT SHIT UP
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