yankball

An American game not worthy of the title 'football.'
A game which teaches core American values, such as stealing people's land, the importance of violence, and the encouragement of fattening up dem niggers.

Yank: Wanna go watch some football?
Guy with >1 Braincell: You mean Football, or Yankball?
Yank: The one were we lose our money bettin on the da wrong teama fat niggas!

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pentagon

1) A five-sided polygon.

2) The big-assed building which houses Bush's thoughtless followers. (USDoD, see 'pentagram')

3) An easy target.

1) "The coaster under my stein is in the shape a pentagon! Gimme some bar nuts!"

2) "Yeehaw! Let's nuke that country whose name we can't pronounce! Y'know, da place where they all wear those funny hats, talk all weird and have brown skin? Just hurry up, 'coz my ma's done did made us some rat 'n' roach stew! That stuff done did cooked up pretty good! Bring yo' banjoes!"

3) "How didn't that plane completely total that place?"

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early retirement

What hard-working Replicants have to look forward to.

Ray McCoy's firearm sent a Replicant through a window on her way to early retirement.

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xen

The alien planet in Half-Life.

"I just got to Xen; how do I kill that giant headcrab?"

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dagger noob

One of the most annoying things short of a hacker that players of GunZ: The Duel are subjected to. Can often be found camping or behind you, ready to score a cheap shot.

"What a n00b! That dagger noob just stabbed me in the back, causing me to fall to the ground and not be able to get back up for a few seconds! Then he pwned me with this big-ass rifle! Damn n00b!!"

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wall

1) An object which divides up space.
2) A feature of Urban Dictionary which smacktards think is advertising space.

1) My room is seperated from my brother's by a wall.
2) I don't care if you found Jay's Site! Shut the fuck up bitch! Death to you and Jay!

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Times Square

A large advertisement that happens to have cars running through it.

N00b: "Hey, want to go to Times Square?"
Person: "Hell no, if I wanted to see ads, I'd surf warez or porn!"

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