Saturnight

Short for the most epic portion of your weekly schedule, Saturday night. Because there is such a big difference in the activities that occur between Saturday and Saturday night, a word like this was desperately needed.

Mark: "What are you doing Saturday?"

Tanner: "Ohh nothing... I'll probably just watch college sports."

Mark: "What are you doing Saturnight?"

Tanner: "I'm definitely looking to get shitfaced at Zac's party!"

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phone session

When a group of friends gets together to hang out and then they all end up sitting and staring at their phones; usually scrolling through social media or acting like they are so that they can fit in with everyone else. Is extremely common among girls, and my friends unfortunately.

I wanted to hang out with my friends but they were all being boring and having a phone session. So then I left and tried to find people that were actually having a good time instead.