Chuck Norris

Noun: God, The son, the holy spirit, the father, the father's father, perfection. Every thing right about this world.

Adjective: for something to be awesome, amazing, outstanding, perfect.

verb: to do something perfectly, astonishingly amazing. Also, to round house kick some one at lightspeed.

Eric- That fail was sooo fucking Chuck Norris man!

Sean- Yeah dude he Chuck Norris'd that shit.

Brian Bell- Guys.. I just got Chuck Norris'd in the face...

everyone- AHAHAAAHAAAhaa...

Taylor- wtfbbq? :D

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epic fail

When you cannot fail any harder. A mistake only punishable by a round house kick to the face by Chuck Norris. Also, a series of accidents, or one accident, usually major, producing comedy to an audience around the subject.

Brian Bell: Hey guys! I just got done fapping to some new band no one has hea- OH OWWWWW! where the fucking hell did that basket ball come from!? now i'm bleeding in the face!

Eric: AHAHAAA epic fail dude epic fail!

Chuck Norris: BAHAHAAAA. *roundhouse kicks Brian in the face*

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