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A doctor who is very loose with how he prescribes pills, usually as a loophole to allow people to legally access certain drugs.
âIf youâre down heâll pick you up, Doctor Robertâ
âTake a drink from his special cup, Doctor Robertâ
The heaviest element to have a stable isotope, although smart-arses will tell you that it actually does have a half-life of 1,9 x 10^19 years, or several hundred million times longer than the age of the universe.
Teacher: Bismuth is the heaviest element with a stable...
Student: Actually, it has a half-life of 1.9 x 10^19 ...
Teacher: Shut the fuck up!
A gun that is used by people who want to die, unless having previously acquired PHD Flopper or Danger Closest
Did that dude seriously just pack-a-punch his M1911 into Mustang and Sally? Does he have a death wish?
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The gravitational constant. Ironically, even though itâs called big G, itâs incredibly small.
Person 1: Hey Joe whatâs the symbol for the gravitational constant again?
Person 2: Dude itâs the Big G. He literally just told us.
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